July 2012
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cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
meandmylittlevoices:
Sometimes you just want your OTP to be cute together.
Sometimes you just want your OTP to kiss.
Sometimes you just want your OTP to go through a hard time, but come out of it OK.
And then..
Sometimes you just want your OTP TO FUCK HARD.
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know...
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Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
why cant mexicans play uno?
itscompletelytran:
because they always steal the green card
OMFG
I CANT BREATH
i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
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“An expression that’s hard to pin down—part longing, part sorrow, part hope.”
– Nina LaCour, from Hold Still (thanks, daydreamlies)
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
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Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
