cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
meandmylittlevoices: Sometimes you just want your OTP to be cute together. Sometimes you just want your OTP to kiss. Sometimes you just want your OTP to go through a hard time, but come out of it OK. And then.. Sometimes you just want your OTP TO FUCK HARD.
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know...
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
why cant mexicans play uno?
itscompletelytran: because they always steal the green card OMFG I CANT BREATH
i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
An expression that’s hard to pin down—part longing, part sorrow, part hope.– Nina LaCour, from Hold Still (thanks, daydreamlies)
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Still a virgin.
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.